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ruinedchildhood:

MY ANACONDA DONT

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MY ANACONDA DONT

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MY ANACONDA DONT WANNA NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

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inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

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waxjism:

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

what else is the point of boobs really

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french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

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radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

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Deadlines just aren’t real to me until I’m staring one in the face.

- In which Percy Jackson has spoken the truth about every student ever. (via annabuttchase)

(Source: perseass, via icarustakesafall)


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disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns, via sneezes)


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effietrinkert:

imagine the strong arguments of ravenclaw feminists

(Source: rymdprins, via watermelonstrawberries)


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