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Looks like he found some amazing cereal

That last second. Oh my god.







the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

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The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

Men were just the rough draft. 



This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

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  • trick or treat in america: receive candy
  • trick or treat in australia: "fuck off cunt this isn't america"

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Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that

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"youre in college! You dont have to ask for your parents’ permission anymore!!!"


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Daniel Radcliffe Smiling